Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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