just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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