he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
farters have to be the big spoon...
im about as happy as oj after his trial
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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