That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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