Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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