you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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