i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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