if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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