I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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