I am puke
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
