He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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