I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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