Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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