is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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