Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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