I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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