He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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