Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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