yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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