What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
where am i from again
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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