He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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