I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
