Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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