we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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