I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
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You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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