Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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