Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize