You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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