my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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