i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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