Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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