Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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