ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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