did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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