i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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