i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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