Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I haven't been this sober since birth.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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