I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Randomize
