no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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