Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
and she was petting her beer can
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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