I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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