Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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