Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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