Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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