when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
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I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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