Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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