He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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