Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
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The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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