i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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