My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
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Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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