I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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