capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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