I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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