so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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