Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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