Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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