My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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