i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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