no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I don't deserve a penis
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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