I want leopard sheets
thats the plan
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"